Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

assuming I'm right, this has to be the most telegraphed twist in the history of film

girl, who almost died, keeps accidentally meeting boy who helps turn her life around at christmas

film is called last christmas, advertised with featuring the music of george michael

boy is going to turn out to be the ghost of the girl's heart donor, I guaran-fucking-tee it

sharks are jawesome (jean awesome)(also the pun)

🦔 parkour!

you fucking what mate?

"damn cheap aldi tools"

"...pretty sure the rust has more to do with it not working than the build quality"

🦔 !

this one's living in the hedgehog house I made earlier this year!

Here's the world's first pilot's watch

Made by Louis Cartier for his friend Alberto Santos-Dumont, who was also the first person to fly a plane without wind- or hill-assisted bullshit

It's also credited with being one of the timepieces that first popularised wristwatches for men, previously the wristwatch was classed as a feminine piece of jewellery with men wearing pocket watches

wait, the cooking mama having blockchain thing wasn't a joke?

Given the lead dev of Exodus Privacy apparently hasn't heard of nmap (source: https://mastodon.social/@U039b/102604122863011626 ) I'd take anything that organisation says about anything with a boatload of salt

https://exodus-privacy.eu.org/en/

I cleverly secured my home by moving my front door a foot to the left

"THIS BANK VAULT IS INSECURE!"

"it has biometric ID, dual control electronic combination locks with failsafes, and 2 metre thick steel doors, it's secure"

"BUT I KNOW WHERE IT IS"

"...mate, we could put it in the middle of times square and nobody would get in without being authorised"

"BUT I KNOW WHERE THE DOOR IS! PEOPLE CAN GET IN!"

how to scare the crap out of USAians in one picture

wait, nb people get issued crossbows?!

awesome!

screw busses, I wanna get places via fish tube

FISH TOOB!