Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Omega have announced a special edition Seamaster for the... 50th anniversary of the release of the 7th (and worst) Bond film

Hey Omega, you know you don't have to release a special edition for every fucking thing you think of don't you?

possible usage: "I had a roomba through the documentation, think I know how it works now"

"x just roomba'd through the parts drawers, they found a bunch of useful stuff"

"roomba" is now a verb

I am a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 octopus

looking for a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 cup of tea

"we're onionising the office!"
"...don't you mean unionising?"
*the room slowly fills with onions*
"...shit"

Cross-platform software, only works on annoyed arm chips

I'm hearing stuff about new users again, what did twitter fuck up now?

all tech should be cased in translucent plastic

you can tell all our hedgehogs are well fed by the fact that if it's raining they don't bother coming out to the cafe

is

tiny hedgie is bulking up nicely

hedgie having a good scratch

Talk like a pirate day fact: the stereotypical pirate accent came into being because when doing the film "Treasure Island" Robert Newton decided "eh, let's do it in a westcountry accent"

Yarr me mateys, it be talk like a pirate day

if @blackle@dev.glitch.social had a ducksona would it be a quackle?

requesting stuff to be sent to you by sending someone an envelope containing another envelope you paid postage for and addressed to yourself used to be a thing

we should bring that back

I cleverly avoid cyber-crime by having absolutely no data worth stealing

okay, this is a lot of hedgehog pictures