Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Also the new versions of the Seiko SKX have filtered out to the shops now, 'bout £250, look pretty damn good in the metal

saw a rather nice looking Rolex GMT Master II (16710BLRO) for sale in a local jewellers

if anyone happens to want to give me about 10 grand or so to buy it I'm sure I wouldn't complain too much...

lb: BROWNSNOUT SPOOKFISH

Guy's also got videos on how to use a watch as a compass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCxsk0hZRM) and how to use a watch/clock/timing instrumenty thing to work out your longitude (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3a_04ZyRJE) which are really cool

Ever looked at a Navitimer or other watch with a pilot's bezel and wondered how anyone uses that funky thing?

Here's how you use the funky thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuK_77DEUfw

Also the Seiko manual for their watches with pilot's bezels is pretty good: https://storage.seikowatches.com/production/files/2018/03/20/143405391654/pdf/rt01_e.pdf

funko popes

tired: internet of things
wired: internet of little robot arms that you can control through a web browser and press buttons on things with from a distance

Bond didn't even wear an Omega in that film, why the fuck are they doing a special edition for the 50th anniversary of that one?

Omega have announced a special edition Seamaster for the... 50th anniversary of the release of the 7th (and worst) Bond film

Hey Omega, you know you don't have to release a special edition for every fucking thing you think of don't you?

possible usage: "I had a roomba through the documentation, think I know how it works now"

"x just roomba'd through the parts drawers, they found a bunch of useful stuff"

"roomba" is now a verb

I am a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 octopus

looking for a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 cup of tea

"we're onionising the office!"
"...don't you mean unionising?"
*the room slowly fills with onions*
"...shit"

Cross-platform software, only works on annoyed arm chips

I'm hearing stuff about new users again, what did twitter fuck up now?

all tech should be cased in translucent plastic