Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

here are some cute pictures

a lot of us could do with some right now

going "fuck it" and setting up the independent people's republic of the shed in the garden

fuck.

tawny frogmouths are ridiculous muppet birds and i love them

kiwi birds are good and cute

fediverse v twatter is basically going to be a couple thousand bards using vicious mockery against a tarrasque

gonna be fuckin' awesome!

difficulty level has increased a bit from "kill 3 spiders" to "destroy the tarrasque" but I'm well up for an attempt at shitposting twitter into oblivion

we've already shitposted a few attempts at monetising decentralised social media out of existence so...

"I've cursed you to turn anything made of silk you touch into tiny moths!"

"weird hex but okay"

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I wonder if twatter's going to send us all emails like all "pls unblock us, r users want to send toots to u" and we'll be all like "fuck no"

lol

"Boris Johnson 'hides in a fridge' to avoid Piers Morgan interview"

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/11/boris-johnson-hides-in-fridge-to-avoid-piers-morgan-interview

I don't even have anything clever to comment on this shit any more

benches are people shelves

well... those are some words I didn't expect to see together

"Louis Vuitton x League of Legends" collection

https://www.polygon.com/2019/12/9/21002716/louis-vuitton-league-of-legends-collab-drop-clothing-hoodie-price

I wanna meet a capybara

they seem really chill