Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
From Mark Kermode's review of Cats (2019): "the biggest problem with the film is that it shouldn't exist..."
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so let me get this straight, the white house is saying that hilary clinton purposely lost the 2016 presidential election with the help of russian hackers so that in three years trump would make a call to ukraine to try to dig up dirt on joe biden's son because biden was going to announce a bid for president and then rudy giuliani would go on TV and admit to everything just so the democrats could impeach trump
that... that appears to be what they're saying so... 
put a gonk on it
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+ Twitter post, Christmas Possums
You are so, so very welcome
Should anyone else want to put a gonk on it, here's an image with a transparent background
disappointed to learn "bus bars" are a power distribution thing and not combination mass transit/drinking establishments
I don't get this whole "nextdoor" thing
We don't talk to the neighbours when we see them in the street, why would we want to talk to them online?
these are amazing
stock images courtesy of the canadian internet registration authority (thems what hand out the .ca domains)
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people are just boneless email
I need one of these
it's a USB power bank in the form of a little mini petrol generator!
@mavica 🎶 squirrel that's also a bu-un
whoa-oa
squirrel that's also a bun! 🎶
bear walks into a bar, says to the bartender "I'll have a......... beer", bartender says "sure, but why the big pause?"
bear says "was born with 'em"
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“At last! The lost Temple of the Dragon Sword! Wealth beyond imagining is ours!”
“Sir, there’s apparently been a transcription error.”
“A transcription error?”
“This is the Temple of the Dragon’s Word, sir.”
“Word, you say.”
“Yes sir. There’s a plaque.”
“I see. And it says?”
“It says ‘Kindness and friendship are the greatest of all life’s treasures’, sir. It is signed ‘Nydjwallyier’, I believe a dragon’s name.”
“I see. I am somewhat let down by this.”
“We did make friends along the way, sir.”
dragons hoard treasure
friendship is the greatest treasure
therefore dragons are super good friends
Seiko are bringing back the "Alpinist"
Now under the Prospex line, going to be $700-$750, 6r35 movements, available with black, green, or grey dials
messed up, thomas the tank engine
thomas the tank engine was messed up
the fat controller literally cask of amontillado'ed a train for having a phobia of rain
this was meant to be a kids show
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"This is why if you go hiking in the woods or anyplace you might get lost or stranded, it's a smart idea to bring along a short length of fiber optic cable. If you get into trouble, just bury the cable. A backhoe will be along in a few minutes to dig it up, and you can just ask the driver for a ride back to civilization."
bad ukpol joke
well, with the gains of the snp in scotland and the nationalists in northern ireland it seems the brexiteer promise of "getting our country back" might be surprisingly accurate
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"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
