Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
well this is a... thing
"Man walks around Cribbs Causeway car park for fun and absolutely loves it"
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/man-walks-around-cribbs-causeway-3654947
it includes the actual quote "The Cribbs Causeway Retail Park is an unknowable quantum object that transcends time, from the Neolithic standing stone to the 1980s shops to the cathedral mall to this futuristic beacon at the centre of it all."
ah yes, 2020, the year of linux on the desktop
dystopian tv show idea
house hunting tv show but it's a load of mobile homes being towed across a massive field and contestants given a quad bike and a harpoon
if you successfully hunt a home you get to keep it
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@troubleMoney 2020 is Year of the Squobit
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In honor of the celebrations, please allow me to share @noelle's excellent post on the timing of New Year's Day https://gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/3754e00a37fe81aa43aad3eb9543f3ce
like the chinese calendar has year of the <creature> and it changes every year we should have a fediverse year of the <fursona>
like year of the bunny, year of the cat, year of the eldritch abomination from beyond the stars, year of the octopus, etc.
right then, what's the first meme of the decade we're going to run into the ground?
HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉
seriously though, bunch of communists living in a squat scavenging stuff to make cool stuff with?
punk as fuck
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If you're new to Mastodon: welcome!
Here are a couple guides I've put together:
An Increasingly Less-Brief Guide to Mastodon, which tries to explain what this place is all about: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/
So You're A Mastodon Moderator, which has some information on the tools at your disposal and some best practices for using them (it needs an update, but is still generally accurate): https://noelle.codes/so_youre_a_mastodon_moderator.pdf
Presenting... THE FASTEST GAMING PC IN THE WORLD!
"sam, is that just a raspberry pi taped to a firework?"
...yes
Apparently Greggs are going to start doing vegan doughnuts and vegan steak bakes
https://vegnews.com/2019/12/greggs-to-launch-vegan-steak-bakes-and-glazed-doughnuts
No idea what a vegan steak bake consists of but I'd be interested in finding out
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anyway, here's an #instanceblock suggestion: wake.st, since it seems to be a one-person instance of someone who makes flashy gif art and has declared that it's incumbent on all of us to block it individually if we don't want people to have seizures and/or get headaches because ow, my eyes
it's a basic health and safety hazard at this point, so i'd suggest just blocking/defederating so nobody gets a fun surprise bonus seizure/migraine/etc. on the federated timeline
space jam but it's a preserve made from space fruit
Got a book for christmas, "Longitude" by Dava Sobel
It's good
It's a history of the longitude problem in navigation and John Harrison's solution to it
introducing: wordfeudalism!
where everything is ruled by those who are good at scrabble
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
