Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences. and often raise them alongside their own young!
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3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest: they're just visiting each other.
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Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better. although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
Counterpoint to "Humans are space orcs", Humans are adorable
"Tesco cat Pumpkin defies Norwich supermarket 'ban'"
mouse watch
the Konstantin Chaykin "King Mouse"
hour is read from the left pupil's location, minutes from the right, moonphase in the mouth that looks like the mouse's tongue
limited to 7 pieces and costs €24,900
https://monochrome-watches.com/konstantin-chaykin-mouse-king-year-rat-price/
going to the food court
gettin charged for food crimes by the food judge
gotta go to food jail
for reference ideal blood pressure is 12-16 kPa/8-10.6 kPa in far more commonly used units
damn weird how doctors measure blood pressure in millimetres of mercury
no wonder nobody understands blood pressure readings
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As @mavica is far too modest to plug this, I'm gonna
mavi's got a patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup
Proceeds fund computerfairi.es and all kinds of other cool stuff!
it's also got a kofi!
Sam the Octopus
boosted
tiamat's more energetic sister coffiamat
throwback to the 2011 London riots where yes, looters did form orderly queues
Huh, turns out something good has come out of Rolex limiting the supply of steel sports models
https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1221049648372162560
Here's Lord Sugar, a billionaire, whinging on twitter that he can't swing a Rolex GMT-Master II BLNR from his local dealer
drugs
just saw the comments on an article about mixing tobacco with cannabis increasing THC availability
all these USAians piping up with "what? who'd do that? I've never seen anyone do that!"
are these people just smoking plain cannabis joints all the time? just how much fucking money did they have as teenagers to be able to afford that?
I've apparently missed a lot of stuff happening in the field of visual social media
...the fuck is a "byte (app)"?
it's the year of the 
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SEA BUNNY!
Jorunna Parva, tiny lil underwater sea slugs what are fluffy and look like smol buns
Sadly very poisonous so no pets
and yes, I know they're more properly called G10 straps but take that up with the rest of the watch nerd community
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
