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This is cool to know, the new Seiko 5 watches mostly retain aftermarket parts compatibility with the old SKX007

Dial, hands, chapter ring, bezel, crystal, and caseback are all slot in replacements, bracelet end-links require a bit of wrangling with spring bars but fit, only thing that isn't compatible is the crown

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While in Vienna, you decide to visit Währing Cemetery. During your tour, you hear mysterious music coming from one monument. As you approach, you realize that it's playing *backwards*, and when you see the name on the obelisk all becomes clear. What you're hearing, obviously, is 

Beethoven decomposing.

If Shakespeare's anything to go by then in a few hundred years english lit teachers will be waxing lyrical over the scripts for avengers: endgame

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since the haters are gone, i have something to say

so do the yanks have football chants yet or are they still on the "U S A! U S A!" thing?

terror incident 

there is no more british response to a terror attack than "eh, give us a bit, we've just started our lunch"

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In Streatham police ask a cafe to close up and evacuate because of a terror incident

Waitress says "Give us 30 minutes, people have just started eating their lunch"

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Nobody's actually found out how much the fish was yet

Scooter - How much is the fish?

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Bloke in quarantine for possible coronavirus has priorities in check

“The teacher said a nurse, who was wearing a face mask and not a full hazmat suit, brought him a sandwich and some custard cream biscuits. ‘I hadn’t had a custard cream in four years so that was a nice treat.’ “

cyber shanties should be a thing

like sea shanties, but very online

"brexit day" and 2 cases of coronavirus are confirmed in the UK

...that's gotta be an omen hasn't it?

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11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE. pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've made it to the end of their yard. and have found rocks

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8. If a human sees another creature in distress. they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk. most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

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6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences. and often raise them alongside their own young!

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3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest: they're just visiting each other.

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Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better. although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

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