Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Tesco cat Pumpkin defies Norwich supermarket 'ban'"

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-51264786

mouse watch

the Konstantin Chaykin "King Mouse"

hour is read from the left pupil's location, minutes from the right, moonphase in the mouth that looks like the mouse's tongue

limited to 7 pieces and costs €24,900

https://monochrome-watches.com/konstantin-chaykin-mouse-king-year-rat-price/

going to the food court

gettin charged for food crimes by the food judge

gotta go to food jail

for reference ideal blood pressure is 12-16 kPa/8-10.6 kPa in far more commonly used units

damn weird how doctors measure blood pressure in millimetres of mercury

no wonder nobody understands blood pressure readings

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As @mavica is far too modest to plug this, I'm gonna

mavi's got a patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup

Proceeds fund computerfairi.es and all kinds of other cool stuff!

it's also got a kofi!

https://ko-fi.com/squirrel

throwback to the 2011 London riots where yes, looters did form orderly queues

Huh, turns out something good has come out of Rolex limiting the supply of steel sports models

https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1221049648372162560

Here's Lord Sugar, a billionaire, whinging on twitter that he can't swing a Rolex GMT-Master II BLNR from his local dealer

just saw the comments on an article about mixing tobacco with cannabis increasing THC availability

all these USAians piping up with "what? who'd do that? I've never seen anyone do that!"

are these people just smoking plain cannabis joints all the time? just how much fucking money did they have as teenagers to be able to afford that?

I've apparently missed a lot of stuff happening in the field of visual social media

...the fuck is a "byte (app)"?

it's the year of the 🐀

SEA BUNNY!

Jorunna Parva, tiny lil underwater sea slugs what are fluffy and look like smol buns

Sadly very poisonous so no pets

and yes, I know they're more properly called G10 straps but take that up with the rest of the watch nerd community

it's only after faffing about for 10 minutes fitting a bracelet with teeny tiny annoying spring bars that won't go in the fucking lug that you truly appreciate how easy and accommodating nato straps are

the existence of the blahaj shark has done far more to ingratiate ikea to me than any amount of advertising spend ever could

This is neat

https://www.stratonwc.com/collections/frontpage/products/straton-tourer

Two independent bezels, one count-up for timing stuff, one 12- or 24-hour bezel for time zones

$300 to $500 depending on variant, look like decent watches

I mean, I know y'all love your capitalism over there but the literal selling of ones own species to be eaten?

fucking hell