Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

H P Baxxter looks disconcertingly similar to John Barrowman

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

Moped - Clocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbKOnmIN0Tg

look at this friend!

I wanna meet them and say hello and maybe give them food

I've never seen a badger in person

I wanna meet a badger

oh my god

(also yes, we have a national pie week)

ooh, neat

3 new colourways for the Q Timex coming out soonish

Toilet paper has been in use since at least the 6th century CE

Splinter-free toilet paper was invented in 1935

all these entities that "steal souls" and all that

what do they do with them?

are human souls like supernatural pogs?

Talk loudly about your recent holiday in Milan and cough a few times to get your own personal carriage on the tube!

fun thing to give your D&D group: wand of dis guy's elf

summons a random elven acquaintance of the person you use it on

It is exceedingly rare for Rolex to co-brand their watches like this

The only other examples I can think of are COMEX, Oman, United Arab Emirates, and Saudi Arabia

So for them to do these for Domino's Pizza of all people is just really weird

Here's a fun bit of history

You might look at this watch and think "who the fuck would put a domino's pizza logo on a rolex?"

Short answer: Rolex did

Starting from the 1980's Domino's Pizza has had something called the "Rolex Challenge", if a franchise hits certain sales goals, the franchisee gets a Rolex from corporate

Domino's specifically orders these from Rolex, and the logo gets put on the watch in the Rolex factory

Reminder that the commander in chief of the norwegian king's guard is Brigadier Sir Nils Olav III

Of more note is the fact that Sir Nils Olav III is a penguin

the hell is an "orbeez"?

y'know when I said that the fediverse is somewhere you're safer from bad actors than on twitter?

seems I spoke too soon, appears Tommy Wiseau's found his masto account again

me: *waiting in the getaway car during a heist*

other criminals: for the love of whatever deity you think holy, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP PLAYING JUDAS PRIEST AT TOP VOLUME?! YOU'RE ATTRACTING ATTENTION!

me: *jamming out* breaking the laaaAAAAWW!

technically any science @mavica does is computer science

(yes of course I always give him a little bit of milk)