Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

It's autism awareness day!

Also your semi-regular reminder that autism speaks and their puzzle piece bullshit can fuck right off

Also if Sinn would like to send me some swag for shilling their brand on the social medias then please feel free

Sinn also make a watch designed for firefighters

This is the EZM 7, the colour coded sections on the bezel display the amount of time firefighters can operate using various types of specialised breathing equipment

It also features their temperature resistant oils which improves rate stability at extreme temperatures

Some of the watch blogs are posting articles on the Sinn EZM 12 because of... current events, so fuck it, here we go

This is the Sinn EZM 12, a super cool watch they released a few years ago, designed for use by emergency medical personnel

It's got two timing bezels, one of which is marked with the "golden hour" and "platinum ten minutes" which I'm informed means something to medical people

It's also got a pulsometer and is really easy to take apart and sterilise with minimal tools

Good news! Sam the Octopus is now sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends!

I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because...

APRIL FOOLS!

one of our hedgies has decided to accessorise their outfit with some leaves!

also, bonus magpie

I had to go out to get some things and I didn't see one person wearing spiked leather

Nor did I see any heavily customised cars with lots of chrome

I'm beginning to think mad max lied to me

I am very disappointed

obviously wash your hands before and after as well

healing crystals are actually very effective at stopping you from catching coronavirus providing you lob them at anyone trying to get within 2 metres of you

tired: oats

wired: goats

I see they're getting ready to set stonehenge forward an hour for british summer time

WHO WOULD WIN?

hundreds of years of swiss watchmaking tradition

- OR -

smol buzzy quartz bois

I know I've said this before but H P Baxxter looks disconcertingly similar to John Barrowman

apologies to those working in NHS sexual health clinics for whom giving them the clap brings back unwanted memories

a small bit of my brain keeps reading acnh as assassin's creed new horizons and imagining Isabelle leaping from a rooftop to stab Tom Nook

🦔

For a steel bracelet, you can use the bowl of soapy water

For leather, use a slightly damp cloth with a small amount of gentle soap, then go over it again with just a damp cloth to remove the soap

You can additionally use some leather conditioner

For a fabric strap (NATO, ZULU, etc.) you can just sling them in the washing machine with your regular laundry