Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

would appealing a case to the supreme court of the usa be considered a Constitution saving throw?

If you don't pay your exorcist there is a danger that your home may be repossessed

Well this is the kind of rockstar injury I didn't expect to see

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/may/08/brian-may-hospitalised-gardening-injury-tears-buttock-muscles

Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening

If I owned a watch brand I'd totally put the words "perlative chronometer" on all the dials just to mess with rolex fanboys

welp, baselworld's dead

they've cancelled the 2021 show (which was a "postponement" of the 2020 show)

they say they'll be "exploring new formats and platforms" but I'm not sure we'll see much out of that

MORTAL WOMBAT!

hedgies enjoying the new cafe landscaping!

new landscaping around the hedgehog cafe

According to Newton's third law of motion, if you boop the snoot the snoot boops you back

wait, this sounds like something Q would do

which would also explain all the spacial and temporal anomalies they run into all the time in star trek...

new theory; Q got bored, did a load of folding, and now if you look at the alpha quadrant from the 27th dimension it's a little origami Jean-Luc Picard

sci-fi plot idea: with "folding space" being a common trope for FTL in fiction, there's got to be at least one elder/precursor/old species that got bored and uses their phenomenal power to make galaxy origami

"oh, that galaxy? yeah, we folded that into a duck, it's pretty cool"

Specifically the bird kind

Although I'm sure New Zealanders as a whole are soft and squidgable as well

I wanna hug a kiwi

They look so soft and squidgable

BIG HEDGIE

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