Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

my european, mayonnaise-coloured ass doesn't really have anything of value to add to the discussion, but I hope all the people out there can stay as safe as possible under the circumstances

also, the only blue life that matters is cookie monster

the collective noun for a group of hedgehogs is a "prickle"

a prickle of hedgehogs!

for quite a while I assumed that "instagram" was an app that ordered you cocaine for delivery

"Dominic Cummings cutout appears at rugby league match in Australia"

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/may/29/dominic-cummings-cutout-appears-at-rugby-league-match-in-sydney-australia

hey, on the bright side that explosion looked big enough that some of the parts might have made it to space

if you'd like to go all extra credit then maybe make little holes in the bottom of any fencing so they can get through and explore other gardens

https://www.hedgehogstreet.org/help-hedgehogs/link-your-garden/

maybe put out some food for them, they mostly enjoy meat-flavoured cat food (both wet food and biscuits)

https://www.hedgehogstreet.org/help-hedgehogs/feed-hedgehogs/

maybe even build a hedgehog house and give them a place to stay! (also building one will keep any kids you have busy for a couple hours)

https://www.hedgehogstreet.org/help-hedgehogs/hedgehog-homes/

if you're in the UK or some other place with hedgehogs please remember to put some water out for our spiny friends, it's rather warm and dry at the moment

just a dish of water will be a massive help to them

the chicken thief was back!

adorable little hedgehog came by again and ate some chicken that we had out for the cats

looks like they might be living next door, they went through the gate into next door's garden to leave

This is a crime against watchmaking

https://youtu.be/nQopIvE4U78

I want to know what Dominic Cummings has on Boris

It's gotta be some entertaining shit for him not to be fired yet

I'd have thought that after the UK made organ donation an opt-out thing then it'd be easier to donate

But no, they're all "WHAT THE HELL?!" and "WHY DO YOU HAVE HALF A DOZEN SPLEENS IN A PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG?!" and "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

riding waves on a board while dressed as a peasant from the middle ages

or; serfing

lil friend ate what was a decent handful of chicken and is now munching happily on biscuits

turns out hedgehogs really love roast chicken

we put out a bowl of some roast chicken for one of our cats and looked around later AND A HEDGEHOG WAS EATING IT!

tony hawk's pro skate

wanna start a computerfairi.es pillow fort

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also I couldn't afford a rolex anyway, but mainly they're cowards for not offering a bepis bezel

In watches certain combinations of colours on the bezel have names

A "pepsi" bezel is red and blue, "coke" is red and black, and "root beer" is brown and black

I want a bepis bezel but Rolex are cowards!

smol woodland critters