Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm snackin on an oat (snackin on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin oat (oat, yeah)

A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of... no, wait, that's just a kid trick or treating, my bad

...oats?

TEA SHORTAGE *shudder*

blub blub octopus noises

Fizziwig is a very cute cat

With Halloween nearly upon us all the shops have been filled with bags of what purports to be "fun sized" chocolate bars

What idiot decided to call smaller than normal chocolate bars "fun sized"?

They are objectively less fun than the full sized bars

I want a snickers the size of a loaf of bread, that'd be fucking fun size

LB: Fuck yeah, weird bird muppets

@McMemeBot !order 4 shoebills

Holy shit

Sinn have just released 2 new versions of the 556, one in blue (which is very nice) and one with a black mother of pearl dial that looks fucking stunning

Seriously, look at this fucker here

https://computerfairi.es/media/sMPIWR6138vEa3DnEy4

I'm so glad they got brucie back on strictly

https://computerfairi.es/media/EpMozZ8QhVYTCSCCCZQ

As someone with a quite possibly larger than absolutely necessary collection of things-what-tell-time, DST is rather annoying

Happy birthday to @SarcasmKid !

May the day be full of fun and presents and good things

Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

"ejecting" USB drives implies something far cooler than it is

After pressing that button the drive should shoot out of the computer with tiny rockets and then land on a little parachute

Hey @masklayer, it's a bit early but it might take a while for delivery

I've found the perfect christmas tree for you

https://computerfairi.es/media/zillE7bCDmQHufwc0vM