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What the everloving fuck?

fondoodler.com/

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Why must they make devices to fuck up perfectly good cheese?

Watched The Death of Stalin earlier, it's a good film

Jason Isaacs kinda stole the show for me even though he was only in the second half but everyone was good in it

Turns out your average horse can actually output 14.9 horsepower

I feel lied to

Stupid sociology study idea 

If anyone actually gets funding for this I want a cut

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Stupid sociology study idea 

Is there a correlation, positive or negative, between people being furries and shaving their appendages?

Or; Are furries furry?

Tipsy and I weren't close, just a few toots crossing the ether

But even from that I could tell that she was one of those precious people who made the world a better place just by being in it

She deserved far better than the world gave her

We will miss her

GNU Natalie Nguyen

Guess how you pronounce "Bristol" 

Also acceptable: brizzle

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Guess how you pronounce "Bristol" 

Nope, wrong, it's bristle

You've tried pineapples, oats, yams, and squirty cream. Now try 

God please no more food related memes

@squirrel You ever think about going in to IT security?

'cause you using a bunch of these would be v. on brand for you

hak5.org/gear/packet-squirrel

So, I think we managed to create, spread, and kill that oats meme in under 3 hours

We've become exceedingly efficient at this

A spectre is haunting mastodon, the spectre of 

OATS

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