Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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Also not mine, that one belongs to Todd Davis the founder and CEO of LifeLock, a company that does personal fraud prevention

He published his SSN in an ad campaign promoting his company's identity theft prevention service

His identity has been stolen at least 13 times

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Well, not mine, but it's somebody's probably

The individual in question may have been a regular at rubber dinghy rapids

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/11/09/british_teenager_car_bomb_dark_web/

Here's an associate editor of the Merriam-Webster dictionary on what the correct plural of "octopus" is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFyY2mK8pxk

All of those are acceptable, but the preferred term is SQUISHY TENTACLE FRIENS

Mastodon in space would be particularly good for this reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM

Silly idea: Mastodon server on a cubesat

It'd be expensive and they only stay up for max. 3 months but we would get to toot IN SPAAAAACE

Is there anyone who doesn't love thinkpads?

Because if they exist they're wrong

@Elizafox at some point we're going to have to hear your version of "The Aristocrats"

Fucking nailed it: https://tttthreads.com/thread/927593460642615296

Why modern computer interfaces suck

No more tea left

#FourWordHorrorStories

We have backups right?

#FourWordHorrorStories

What the everloving fuck?

https://fondoodler.com/

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Why must they make devices to fuck up perfectly good cheese?

Watched The Death of Stalin earlier, it's a good film

Jason Isaacs kinda stole the show for me even though he was only in the second half but everyone was good in it

Turns out your average horse can actually output 14.9 horsepower

I feel lied to

If anyone actually gets funding for this I want a cut

Is there a correlation, positive or negative, between people being furries and shaving their appendages?

Or; Are furries furry?

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