Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Fuck printers

That is all

Scores:
42% male
33% feminine

Result: undifferentiated-androgynous

If I were the type to put much stock in online personality tests I'd say that might explain a fair bit

Considering the conduct of some people on the timeline, it may be worthwhile applying scotchguard to the squirrel

After doing research I've found that there is no campaign like that (thankfully) but "White Friday" is a thing in the Middle East which is a cynical rip-off of black friday amended for the local market

I wonder if any idiot racists have decried the existence of Black Friday and demanded a similar "White Friday"

Just appalling safety standards on this railway

Godamnit, why did I download the animal crossing phone game?

I'M NEVER GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE NOW

From what I understand this animal crossing pocket camp game consists of building a place where various animals turn up and hang out

This is Mastodon Admin: The Game isn't it?

Fizziwig found a box!

Plan for after winning the lotto

1. Buy empty tower block in a major world city
2. Free (or cheap as possible) rent for mastodon users
3. MASTO HOUSE
4. ???
5. ???
6. Probably awful memes

With the way the wind looks like it's blowing, I'm wondering if I should get some spare ethernet cables before the americans start ordering them in bulk and reading up on bgp

Apparently "World Hello Day" both exists, and is today (2017-11-21)

So uh... hello?

GRITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW ANTI-SLIP MACHINEY

Added pronouns to bio because normalising that seems like a good idea

When @blackle@dev.glitch.social orders packs of playing cards they arrive consisting only of three suits; clubs, spades, and diamonds

That's because everyone knows you don't send hearts to blackle