Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

LB: I want a job as a zombie wrangler

since @squirrel is a robot, is she her own mech?

There are rumours of a Rolex x Supreme collab for 2018

I'll believe that when I see it

G-Shock x Supreme I could understand, but Rolex?

This is the daft sod that's our .5 of a cat (out of 7.5 total)

He's not ours, but he very often comes in for food and scritches

It's the first time he's come in and sat on the sofa

Ready Layer One: Ernest Cline's novel of nerd wankery but all the characters are now fibre optic and ethernet cables

tired: merchandising
wired MECHANISING

this is my mech, a human suit

I'm actually a small octopus piloting this thing that looks like your average human-type body

this is my mech, bob

The phrase "so hip they can barely see over their pelvis" should be used more often

Apparently the London Underground is suffering delays and suspended services due to... snow?

IT'S UNDERGROUND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HOW CAN THE MINIMAL AMOUNT OF SNOW BE FUCKING IT UP?!

WE'RE EVIDENTLY REALLY BAD AT THIS WINTER THING

On the news: "OH MY GOD TRAVEL CHAOS THERE'S SNOW AND COLD TEMPERATURES AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"

This is winter. It happens every year. You'd have thought people would have gotten used to it by now.

Christmas decoration status: done

Come on bitcoin, less hodling, more tumbling like the proverbial rock please

Well, turns out word of us being a soft touch with cats has reached several streets away

A new different cat was in the kitchen just now, luckily he had a tag on him so we knew who to ring to collect him

Lovely little thing, but we've already got 7.5 cats thankyouverymuch

Down and down and down it goes, where it stops, nobody knows

This bitcoin crash is entertaining to watch