Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
food
Damn, I want a curry now
@noelle, I'm blaming you for this
aaaaa people are being super adorable on my timeline
2018 looks like it might be the cutest year ever
Although I suppose that if called all timezones valid we'd have 24 new years to spread it about a bit...
Somebody get a cluster online, if we feed all the polycules into it now we might have it optimised it by next year
probably just as well mastodon isn't an actual physical space
What would we do about the new year kisses?
Would there be queues? Would people have to take tickets?
It'd be a scheduling nightmare
LT: New new year's resolution:
Get some news agency to refer to "the hacker known as mastodon"
(Preferably for something good)
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happy GNU/year, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus year
Happy new year!
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In 2018, let's all resolve to stop shaming people for existing in and acting in a capitalist society.
You can be ancom all you want, but never let the ideology get in the way of caring about the people around you and wanting them to survive.
New Year Resolutions
- Get out the house more
- Make things
- Take better care of the corporeal form I inhabit
- Destroy capitalism
Documentary footage of average Twitter users being introduced to Mastodon
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squirrels are, good
Oh, seems that Easter Sunday is on April 1st this year
I can tell some people are going to make some sort of commentary on that
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maple classic™ 
i made it a little better
here's the cartridge because i don't have anywhere better to upload it https://pastebin.com/FizWZEf6
https://computerfairi.es/media/Jv1b50zFvTwW0zMLn-c
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So many of us have been trained to believe that if we can't get something right on the first try, we're never going to get it right. It's so frustrating - even more so that it's so common.
Sometimes things are hard. Sometimes things take work. Sometimes you'll fail on your first try and that's not a reflection on your worth as a person, it's just because you need to practice.
You don't have to be perfect all the time, and not being perfect doesn't make you worthless. <3
@squirrel if it helps I did some digging around and found an article in a Pico8 zine that does a wavy effect
https://sectordub.itch.io/pico-8-fanzine-2
Not sure if that's useful or not
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i'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 blue
i'm in need of:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 a guy
if I were green i would:
⚪️ hey these aren't the lyrics what are you doing
⚪️ fly
🔘 die
food
I have no idea why but I've been heavily craving pickled onions all week
Some say that cravings are your body's way of telling you that you're missing some key nutrient that's abundant in that kind of food
So, uh, vinegar deficiency?
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Facebook updated how posts show up so that uBlock removes every single post.
the platform's sorta better that way.
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🆕 Read our 2017 Year-End Report! 💥
https://suricrasia.online/2017_report.pdf
I wonder if I can multi-class into a social-justice-druid
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
