Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
GROUNDBREAKING NEW IDEA
There is a chilli emojo
Let's use that to code how hot our takes are
🌶: mild take
🌶🌶: bit of a hot take
🌶🌶🌶: hot take
🌶🌶🌶🌶: really hot take
sort of medium warmth take
Gold is a stupid material to make jewellery out of
Seriously, if someone came up to you and said "hey, let's make stuff you wear out of something that dents and scratches as soon as you look at it" you'd laugh them out of the room
I'd love to test if it works properly for ipv6 but fuck my isp
VPN is now fixed after previously upgrading it
(I think)
Okay, that's the VPN upgraded
We're running on strongswan now
nuclear war
For any of you Americans who want to be properly scared shitless by the concept of nuclear war, Threads is going to be available on DVD and Blu-Ray in the US soon
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Thanks to @mawr I now really want to know a blanket dragon I can snuggle with
Consider: A bunch of maplebots with a little boombox having a dance party
D&D class/race/alignment thing
Super high bluff skill of course so nobody suspects a thing
D&D class/race/alignment thing
Chaotic-chaotic octopus rogue
Corgi racing is absolutely as adorable as you'd think
🤔 A little tiny dragon who's decided to claim your small change jar as their hoard
They can't move it so they just live with you now
Because apparently we have to explain this to people again
The right to free speech is the right to say what you want without repercussions from the government
The right to free speech does not require anyone to give you a platform to spout your shit
The right to free speech does not require anyone to listen to your shit
The right to free speech only applies to repercussions from the government, not other people, groups, or organisations
Bring back cybre-looking phones that fold and flip and have weird shapes and physical keyboards
It's incredibly ironic that the "muh freeze peach" types get their knickers in such a massive twist every time someone tells them to fuck off and/or shut the fuck up
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
