Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Yeah, some things have not aged well

Seriously, I look away for 10 minutes and suddenly you're all memeing about reuben sandwiches, or someone called rueben, or something else, I don't know

LB: AAAAAAAA MAPLEBOT WITH A PET ROOMBA! IT'S SO CUTE!

Can we get a sign somewhere with the meme of the hour and why it's a meme?

...reuben?

I think my most boosted toot here might be a picture of a particularly floofy sheep

Well done mastodon, you have good taste

@squirrel your progeny is totes adorbs

Consider: Maplebots riding shetland ponies

Seriously, these sheep are ridiculous

Look at this sheep

This sheep can not be a real creature, it's far too adorable

I really want a Curta but they're expensive

calculator

(Thufir Hawat from Dune)

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@blackle@dev.glitch.social oh yeah, roaming charges? Not a thing in the EU

GROUNDBREAKING NEW IDEA

There is a chilli emojo

Let's use that to code how hot our takes are

🌶: mild take
🌶🌶: bit of a hot take
🌶🌶🌶: hot take
🌶🌶🌶🌶: really hot take

Gold is a stupid material to make jewellery out of

Seriously, if someone came up to you and said "hey, let's make stuff you wear out of something that dents and scratches as soon as you look at it" you'd laugh them out of the room

I'd love to test if it works properly for ipv6 but fuck my isp