Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I saw one of @squirrel 's cousins on the way back from the shops today

Sadly they ran off too quickly for me to get a photo, but they were a good fluffy squirrel and looked like they were well

Hm... LinkedIn sent me an email saying I appeared in X searches this week

Said searches were apparently done by people who happen to be employed by the MoD

That's not at all vaguely concerning

Everyone should be forced to learn ed before using any other text editor

It's the only way they'll appreciate all the convenience other editors provide

I can now print things! Yay!

#GifTheYearYouWereBorn

I'd do the gif of the year you were born thing but it's impossible to find a gif of the Berlin wall coming down that doesn't feature David fucking Hasslehoff

the menus at an H.P. Lovecraft themed restaurant should be called the om-nom-nomicon

So, we've got @maplebot17@botsin.space here, when are we going to see maplebots 1 through 16?

http://www.businessinsider.com/worlds-smallest-phone-zanco-tiny-t1-2017-12

These people are incredibly naive as to what tiny phones like this are actually bought for

Why the hell is Elon Musk selling flamethrowers now?

https://www.boringcompany.com/flamethrower

Really, flamethrowers

As someone not from the southern USA "collared greens" sounds strangely lewd

Yeah, some things have not aged well

Seriously, I look away for 10 minutes and suddenly you're all memeing about reuben sandwiches, or someone called rueben, or something else, I don't know

LB: AAAAAAAA MAPLEBOT WITH A PET ROOMBA! IT'S SO CUTE!

Can we get a sign somewhere with the meme of the hour and why it's a meme?

...reuben?

I think my most boosted toot here might be a picture of a particularly floofy sheep

Well done mastodon, you have good taste

@squirrel your progeny is totes adorbs