Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

It's Valentine's Day today

So everyone here, will you be my valentine? 💖

(also totally cool if you don't want to be)

Well this is something I can only describe as "brave"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FcbFqSoQY&feature=youtu.be

Guy was lactose intolerant, so he decided to edit his own DNA so he could produce lactase

He's probably going to get various exciting cancers at some point due to this but I can only commend his enthusiasm

Fun fact: American pancakes are nothing like British pancakes

just had a bunch of pancakes! 🥞

tired: wifi
wired: weeffee

cat: ?
me: IT'S A KITTY!
cat: ??
me: AREN'T YOU A GOOD LITTLE KITTY? YES YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALL SOFT AND FLOOFY
cat: ...
me: I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PETS AND SCRITCHES
cat: *walks off*

Turns out their name is also Sam and they're a they too, small world

Anyway, here's a pic of just me

I actually look relatively serviceable today, that's a surprise

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Email from paypal:
Subject: You'll get nothing from us this Valentine's Day, Sam

Well fuck you too paypal, I thought what we had was special!

So, there are two white actors in the Black Panther film, Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman

Both of them were in The Hobbit

Does this make them the Tolkien white guys?

No ethical consumption under capitalism
- not useful
- people need to consume shit to live
Okay, what's your idea then dickhead?
- make what we do consume go as far as possible
- if shit breaks, try to repair it
- learn to sew
- get acquainted with a soldering iron
- use more fucking duck tape
- if you need something, look to see if you can bodge it together from shit you've got lying around
- shit you've got lying around also includes anything in poorly secured bins

I've just managed to put my finger on exactly why I like mechanical watches so much more than quartz

It's a symbiotic thing, the watch takes a little energy from you and in return it tells you what the time is

Feels a lot more like working together than with a quartz that just keeps ticking no matter what you do or don't do with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o

There are no words

To save time and keystrokes you could probably just type Tilda Swinton's name as ~ Swinton

Huh, mpv might be getting an official GUI

https://github.com/mpv-player/mpv/issues/5500

Cool, doesn't really need one in my opinion, but cool

Yeah, fine, GPG is actually an implementation of PGP and it shouldn't really be used interchangeably

But it's also the only implementation of PGP that any fucker actually uses so screw it