Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Strongly considering changing my middle name to "blockchain" so VCs will send me money

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this is not my beautiful house!
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Wait, Facebook is literally pushing a VPN solution that claims to "protect" you?

A VPN that sends all your traffic through facebook's servers

How dumb do they thin... 33 million installs... Okay they might be right about how dumb people are

It really massively sucks that a bunch of assholes have managed to turn the concept of "free speech" into a red flag for dickishness

roses are red
violets are red
the grass is red
FUCK THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Hearts and chocolate and octopus cuddles for all!

💖 🍫 🐙

It's Valentine's Day today

So everyone here, will you be my valentine? 💖

(also totally cool if you don't want to be)

Well this is something I can only describe as "brave"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FcbFqSoQY&feature=youtu.be

Guy was lactose intolerant, so he decided to edit his own DNA so he could produce lactase

He's probably going to get various exciting cancers at some point due to this but I can only commend his enthusiasm

Fun fact: American pancakes are nothing like British pancakes

just had a bunch of pancakes! 🥞

tired: wifi
wired: weeffee

cat: ?
me: IT'S A KITTY!
cat: ??
me: AREN'T YOU A GOOD LITTLE KITTY? YES YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALL SOFT AND FLOOFY
cat: ...
me: I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PETS AND SCRITCHES
cat: *walks off*

Turns out their name is also Sam and they're a they too, small world

Anyway, here's a pic of just me

I actually look relatively serviceable today, that's a surprise

Wichtige informationen: @blackle@dev.glitch.social ist ein hai

Email from paypal:
Subject: You'll get nothing from us this Valentine's Day, Sam

Well fuck you too paypal, I thought what we had was special!

So, there are two white actors in the Black Panther film, Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman

Both of them were in The Hobbit

Does this make them the Tolkien white guys?