Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Cooking with Jeff Goldblum" is exactly what you'd expect it to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=optrx_YZrTg&feature=youtu.be

What's "lol" in Estonian?

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43300521

"Estonian district votes to get cannabis leaf flag"

Here's an interesting watch

Case made of acetate tortoiseshell, don't see that often

http://www.briston-watches.com/en/watches/336-clubmaster-diver-acetate-automatic-hms-tortoise-shell-black-dial-3760004813514.html

Slack is apparently ending support for gateways

Which means that if your team uses slack you will have to use the web client or the shitty electron app

Fuck you Slack

y'know what? Fuck it

I've tried to get on with algo for my vpn but I keep having packet loss issues and I can't seem to fix the fucking thing

I'm going back to openvpn

RIP Hiveway

04/03/2018 - 06/03/2018

LOL

Apparently I am not numberwang

@numberwang is the octopus numberwang?

Fun fact: Gary Numan is in fact 13 days older than Gary Oldman

Seriously, that is one hell of a thousand yard stare

This is a picture of a man thinking "oh shit, who knew gay furries were so loud?"

(it's Gabriel Harasim, Hiveway CEO)

https://medium.com/@hiveway/hiveway-ceo-we-are-the-biggest-mastodon-fans-c55a67e4f217

"We're massive Mastodon fans, that's why we tried to nick the codebase without anyone noticing and adding a bunch of stuff to make us money"

"World Pasty Championships: US bakery scoops top award"

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-43278376

"Pure Pasty founder Mike Burgess took home the Open Savoury Company prize with a barbecue chicken creation made with sweet potato, courgette, red pepper, sweetcorn and pineapple."

YOU FUCKING WHAT?

A FUCKING CHICKEN AND PINEAPPLE PASTRY WRAPPED THING WON?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES?