Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
ooooooh, this is cool, the Krayon Everywhere
The first watch which can show sunrise and sunset times anywhere in the world
https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/krayon-everywhere-watch-hands-on
It's very cool, and surprisingly only 42mm
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maple classic™ 
computer fairies is 100% nb friendly and 300% run by a friendly robot
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Witches Town Closure discussion and clarifications
Alda isn't bad because they said enbies aren't "real"
alda stated very hateful things about waaay more than just "NB people aren't real" do not typify this down to just one issue
I had to find a glove for that last toot
Octopuses aren't naturally well equipped to give people the finger but sometimes it just has to be done
alda
As an enby it's my considered opinion that alda doen't exist 
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Current drama joke
Y'all ever make a toot so bad you are forced to immediately shut down your entire instance?
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Oh. Instance recommendations!
- mine https://tootplanet.space It's purple and space and I try to keep it a pleasant experience for my Planeteers
- https://computerfairi.es if you like pink more than purple, it's run by the adorable robot @squirrel and has a bunch of cool people too!
- if you want a bigger instance, https://cybre.space is great, but I'm not actually sure if they have open registrations right now
And while I'm plugging @squirrel related things today I might as well mention that she's got a patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup
And makes cool music!
For those leaving witches.town, or just anyone looking for a new instance, https://computerfairi.es is good and cool
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psst instance recommendation for those leaving witches town -> http://computerfairi.es
Do you want to play Animal Crossing but not play it and it's not Animal Crossing but it's a discord server where you can chat with all your favourite animal friends?
JOIN FURRY CORNER!
https://discord.gg/cwn6byK
Easter Monday still fits the format
This Easter Bunday 2: Electric Boogaloo appreciate your local bun
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join furry corner discord, the owner is a robot and the mods are a bird, a snake and an octopus https://discord.gg/cwn6byK
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reminder that i run a discord server here https://discord.gg/cwn6byK and we have a minecraft server too #furrycornermc and you should join if you wanna hang out with me and my friends more :3
With April 1st at an end (UTC anyway) I'd like to say that the japery here (at least what I've seen) has been lighthearted and fun and not at all like the hell I've been conditioned to expect from other social media
Well done everyone, this one's been good
Ooh, these are some pretty neat looking watch straps
John Cage - As Slow As Possible (Nightcore Mix)
This Easter, remember that the calculation for working out what day Easter is on every year is fucking ridiculous
What's big, green, and always cites their sources?
The Credible Hulk
An old bit of rope walks into a bar, bartender yells "We don't serve rope here!", rope goes outside, puts himself in a loop, messes up his hair and goes back into the bar, bartender yells "ain't you that rope that just walked in?"
"Nope, I'm a frayed knot"
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
