Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

me tonight -

tiny brain: i should keep forgetting to write captions for my pictures

medium brain: i should remember to write captions for my pictures so i can make whatever i post more accessible

galaxy brain: i should remember to write captions for my pictures because that's valuable real estate for secret stupid jokes that i'm just ignoring

anyway i hope as nintendo shuts down things like the store for wiis, we all remember it fondly by making more remixes of the songs, or at least jamming the fuck out to this one on the regular https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBzfpsEyqeU

sometimes self-care is muting people who post in troll quirks

not because they are bad people or i don't want to see what they are talking about, mind you, but just because of the simple reason that the troll quirks hurt my head to read, on account of having a brain made of fluff and failure.

wait. hold on. this is mastodon. let me restart. sometimes praxis is

just... what a wonderful ending and moral that the poem builds to:

Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting --
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

it's a shame i only came to know her work after she died, but this is very much worth your time - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv_4xmh_WtE here is Mary Oliver reading her poem Wild Geese

@Chel it's the natural evolution from the medieval trencher and bread bowl

soon all of our dishes and utensils will be carbs and i for one look forward to the day this happens

@Chel science has given us the answer to this question

IF you accept that the answer can be "the second part of your meal" and/or "eating is a form of cleaning maybe"

HELLO EVERYBODY. IT'S ME, THE WIGGLYTUFF, HERE WITH YOUR TOP GAMING NEWS. TONIGHT'S UPDATE:

splatoon gud.

AND THAT'S THE NEWS FOR TONIGHT EVERYONE. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.

honestly my ideal sate of emojis might just be like a hundred variants of

@maple OHHH OKAY that makes a lot more sense honestly

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE THE POSSUM

@maple i have no idea what's going on here but can i just say i'm just now considering being able to do any of these hand emojis in any color and !!!!!!

the problem is ultimately that legal jargon being used in that legal context =/= how most people interpreit the word

hence why it's so easy to have people go OMG THEY OWN ALL YOUR STUFF NOW!!!! when really... that's just the legal verbiage they have to use for "and then we store your image on our servers and display it". people see publishing rights and panic but it's more a function of the gap between legal language and common language, as well as legal language vs. new tech.

*peers out onto the fediverse*

y'know one would think the internet would understand "this rather scary looking jargon in the TOS actually means that a website is given the ability to display your content, not that they now own all of your content forever" at some point

while i know there are some genuinely fucking odious TOSes and bad actors out there - i kinda thought we'd settled this with the DeviantArt panic

i'm just gonna....... repost them............

please look at this splatoon-sona of me as a cuttlefish, and also a russian inspired lolita fashion coordinate

thank

what.... what is the 'please give me some validation' tags..... #artistsofmastodon #mastoart #art #plslookatthank

what's the mastodon equivalent of obnoxiously reblogging your art the morning after

EVEN MORE JUST CANON