Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

DRESSES.... ARE HERE................. all of the pics are hideous so tomorrow i'm gonna dress up in another and work on learning how to use my fuckin selfie stick

however

TIME FOR F A N C Y

good morning fediverse, have a blanket goblin #pupper #dogsofmastodon #hollypls the look is because i used flash

LOUD EXCITED NOISES

#lolitafashion G E T TODAY!!!!!!!!!

me sitting here trying to write up the whole saga of my shoulder

"it hurts lots
it go crunch
it hate rain
pls fix"

🎵 here comes the rain again 🎵 MAKING MY MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDER HURT 🎵

man, today's not my day, now i'm getting yelled at on reddit for saying "please put your triggering content after the title, not in it", first by someone who has decided trigger warnings are bullshit because their trauma is most important and then by the mods because putting things in bold is "tantamount to shaming"?

i'm just gonna...

put on some city pop and go play splatoon

idk man, i'll go have a good cry, do some retail therapy and be ok

just one of those things

i guess that's part of the being disabled experience, though. as soon as you go down with a health problem and stop being a "good cripple" who is "so inspirational" (no matter the toll it actually takes on you), you get discarded. i tried so hard to give back to the community and be a good community member, and now that i'm sick, it's like i was never there at all.

i'm just tired.

man, i know it wasn't meant maliciously, but to wake up for an announcement of an rp event that is the same concept (market full of vendor stalls) and same execution (same place in open world, even) without any acknowledgement or "thank you calamity for the inspiration" stings hard

so now i get the bonus of being upset about being upset

yay

#splatoon2 art for #pokemonswordshield AND YAY #SOBBLE IT'S SO CUTE.

well everyone i have caught up on the pokemon news, taken up my shield, and joined sobble defense squad

@InspectorCaracal I MEAN IT'S RANDOM EGGS YOU HATCH AND ONLY THEN DO YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT RARE CHICKEN BREEDS YOU GOT OR WHATEVS, IT'S LIKE.... THE ULTIMATE UNBOXING

IRL VERSION OF MYSTERY TOYS IN LITTLE CAPSULES

BIRD GATCHAPON. how can i not love it

(plus i mean shipping eggs less stressful to critters/eventual critters than shipping chicks, also less expensive, win-win)

@InspectorCaracal if i ever get to that point (or honestly, if my sister gets a farm, so i can be Bad Decisions Shoulder Devil), i think the better way to do it by far is to buy the eggs then hatch them

also because at this place i remember that sold many fancy rare chicken breeds, guinea fowl, etc. they offered a box of like

"we forgot to label all of these! it's a grab bag! lucky dip of random rare birds y'all!"

THAT IS EXTREMELY DELIGHTFUL TO ME

honestly i find it buckwild that you can just like. ship animals. in the mail. you can just do that with some of em?

i can get on amazon and just order a box of ladybugs or whatever! they let you do that! they actually let you do that in real life

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online that is very understandable, chickens are resource-intensive

the ultimate dream i think is to like

have a friendly pal nearby that has chickens

you go over, you pet the chickens, you get some nice fresh eggs because "oh my god please take some there are SO MANY", and you don't even have to deal with chicken poop! win-win