Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

so in conclusion, please see attached vintage fucking meme, i'm gonna go cry for no reason and/or play splatoon.

OH AND SHOUTOUT TO THE LYSTEDA, WHICH IS DOING EXACTLY JACK AND SHIT

me without lysteda: bleeding thru overnight pad in 2 hours

me with lysteda: bleeding thru overnight pad in 2 hours, except also now i'm worrying about stroke risk and having to choke down massive horking pills 3x a day!

F U C K T H A T S H I T

and to all of the medical establishment willfully ignoring the effects of hormonal birth control, and synthetic hormones, on the mental health of women.... who refuse to listen to such things and refuse to advocate for patients to be properly warned....

🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 ❗

i will preface this with: please do not be worried. i have an excellent support system, and i have robust coping strategies at work.

however.

you know what fuck taking the other 7 days of progesterone like i'm supposed to, we already up to extremely mild suicidal ideaton. fuck that shit! FUCK IT! i got video games to play! NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. let's not see what super extra picante is like.

"i can be brave and actually be on my period," i say, bracing myself for pain. "i can show the doctor i'm a good patient! i can tough this out!"

my depression, ready to slam dunk me into the Cry All The Time pit:

it's not really what i INTENDED to do today, but i feel like it's nonetheless useful, so

could be worse?

i keep being philosophical on the internet in odd spaces and idk what that says about me

hopefully good things? given what i am saying? but still

last night it was https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/anmwz4/she_actually_did_it_jenny_milcarthy_threw_out_my/efup5a7/ crashing the reddit for people frustrated with their mothers-in-law with life advice

today it's commenting on splatoon 2 comm twitter drama with attempts at chill wisdom and sincerity https://twitter.com/parttimesquid/status/1093236925320888320

i'm sorry everyone i had two real bangers of posts today on reddit and that's where all my brain went

...

i got gold on one of em tho https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/angn2l/help_long_term_partner_caught_kissing_mother_with/eft8wo0/ HHHNGH YES THE VALIDATION OF STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET

https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/anmwz4/she_actually_did_it_jenny_milcarthy_threw_out_my/efup5a7/ has actual good advice in it tho i think

*floats on the fediverse in an inner tube*

hey yall know how preggers folk have their belly buttons (if 'innies') pop out as they get into like the 3rd trimester right

does that mean it's kinda like one of those pop-up indicators on roast turkeys that pop out when your roast is done

i am so sorry about revealing my dark past here, please @ me for reparations probably in the form of GoG/steam game keys or something*

*note: i am poor as shit though so don't get your hopes up beyond like 3 bucks

reasons i might belong on computerfairi.es as an instance: at age 14 or so, pondered for weeks whether to join a furry webring

reasons i might NOT belong on computerfairi.es as an instance: it was a 'furries for christ' webring

logically i understand why they can't

however if i end up getting surgery on my shoulder (Please.), i still want to ask like. "listen. y'all are workin' laproscroprically up there. why not just, y'know, make some room, and then i can get a laproscopic hysterectomy at the same time? or even just, y'know, assembly line that. put me under once, pass me like a motherfucking baton in a relay race. please. please?"

i debated about what team to be on in the #splatoon2 #splatfest that is upcoming

then i remembered

defending the honor of the house of waffle is in my blood

nope, uterus, nope, you are NOT going to keep me up half the night with cramps and then just WUSS OUT we are DOING THIS goddammit. i'm like a month overdue technically on the as scheduled by drs but i am going to chug these pills and my period IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

AND NOT JUST NOSEBLEEDS. and no i'm not going to hold perfume by me cunt so's pliny the elder can feel like he's correct for once

i mean it's canon. it's canon https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz i'm cursing you all with this knowledge it's canon

apparently 'jizz harmonica' is the new meme and all i can think of is this