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i suppose the original Hitman in itself wasn't that much less weird, because the metaplot is about 47 tracking down all of the sources of his genetic code (the aforementioned super-criminals) to kill them, and one of them is basically just Tony Montana from Scarface in a really long and annoying jungle level

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good morning. i dreamed that I'd decided to replay Hitman: Codename 47. i vaguely remembered Hitman being about a secret society of super-criminals, but i did not remember that one of them summoned humanoid flies or that one of them was a life-sized papier-mache dinosaur.

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we can’t walk past the Jazz apples in Tesco without one of us going “ooof! right in the jazz apples!” in a bad 1920s gangster accent

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Oh! New phone wallpaper get!
the second page for this advertisement for Fushigi no Dungeon: Furai no Shiren Gaiden - Onna Kenshi Asuka Kenzan! on Dreamcast.

This is from Dorimaga 2001 12 28 Vol 15

archive.org/details/dorimaga-2

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so i have a broken chumby classic (ironforge 1.8: files.blueocty.com/hdwedocs/IR ). in some sort of fashion, there was a short in a power rail somewhere (i suspect DC in and ground, but i'm not sure if so, or if that was indeed the root cause) which blew a diode and some buck regulators. i have now replaced all those parts and checked that all voltages (5v, 3v3, 1v8) are correct and the unit does power on however never functions beyond a white screen

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@joe aw, that's a shame, Haiku is exactly silly enough for a funny little subnotebook like that 😄​

@pencilears the other week, some mild roadblocks were stopping me from doing something that I wanted to do. "I *refuse* to be defeated by the likes of you!" I snapped, in my best saturday morning villain voice.

they stopped being a roadblock shortly thereafter.

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@techokami I was! it got surprisingly far into the process after disabling Vulkan support but it stopped on some issue that I couldn't figure out github.com/UZDoom/UZDoom/issue

but I'll have to see if the suggestion in this issue ticket does anything

perhaps i have not introduced this part of the net to PonderSlab; this is a Thinkpad T61 from around 2006. it's got a Core 2 Duo, 4 GB RAM, a 250 GB SSD that I added myself, and it's currently running FreeBSD 15.1 because I got bored.

It's more usable than I expected it to be in this setup; there's some things I have not figured out yet, but it seems comfortable with LXQt.

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i wish this resulted in a working binary, but there is apparently a 20 year old known issue that prevents this from compiling under FreeBSD

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the occasional hobby of mine: forcing old computers to do things that max out CPU usage

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