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us tax season important reminder! 

Don't pay anyone anything to file your taxes online if you made less than $73,000 last year! The IRS Free File program will let you use a participating online tax service completely free.

**Make sure you go through the IRS website!**

Almost all advertised "free file" options, even from participating companies, are tricks designed to rope you into paying. Go through the IRS to find a truly free option:
irs.gov/filing/free-file-do-yo

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Since Discovery owns Food Network, there should be a crossover between Food Network and Investigation Discovery called Guy Fieri's Cold Queso Files, where they investigate terrible restaurants.

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friend of mine recently released a doom mod.
where you play as a bee.
with guns.
and rockets.
and the ability to turn the forces of hell into a fine red paste.
is good.

#doom #gzdoom #doommodding

baratus93.itch.io/the-beeholde

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CTRL - SALT - DELETE. One of the new names for one of our city snow plows #hamont

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Listen y'all, my dear trans friends. When you see someone's selfie, tell them something nice. Don't make it up. Take a moment, and find something to compliment them on that you feel genuine about.

Why? Because who knows better than us how good it feels when someone says something nice about your picture? Why *wouldn't* you want to spread that joy?

Dysphoria is a big old liar. We need to fight it with one another's help as much as by ourselves.

#trans #TransJoy #selfie #RandomActOfKindness

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Since there are no ads on Mastodon, I am offering to advertise for any companies on here. My only requirements are:

1. I get to write the ad.

2. The ad will in no way accurately portray your company and might state that you were responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

3. For each post you must pay me $10,000 and write me a handwritten note that says I am your best friend.

4. You must put out an official statement stating that you take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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i would appreciate all the downtime i have at work if i felt like i could actually do anything with it. the phone is easy to put down when i hear somebody coming. a game system is harder.

the instant i try to start playing a fire emblem map is when the boss homes in and wants to know what's going on. even though i copy him in on everything.

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I have two (2!!!) portraits by @mavica_again, one in each of the styles that it currently offers ("MS-DOS Executive" and "Finder Icon") and I love them. mavica is really good at channeling a person's likeness down into a grid of curiously expressive pixels. You should commission it! maple.pet/commissions

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So here's a random thing that I learnt yesterday. Compasses are region-specific and the needle will "stick" if a normal compass is used in the wrong region! Australia and New Zealand are in magnetic zone 5. If you want a #compass that works anywhere in the world, it needs to have a "global needle", which is built a bit differently to account for the problem of the magnet aiming directly through the earth to magnetic north and dragging the needle down with it.

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Since Fandom apparently intends to remove text walkthroughs from GameFAQs (which Fandom now owns), a tip of the hat to Reddit user DataHoarder, who scraped all of GameFAQs up through March 23, 2020; the full archive is available here: archive.org/details/Gamespot_G

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i make music: maple.pet/music

i make open source tech tools and toys: maple.pet/tech

i started the netizen club and the link cache, to help my yearning for a simpler internet: links.netizen.club/

i'm looking for work. if you know anyone who needs someone with 8+ years professional experience plumbing nearly any sort of bespoke tech, talk to me.

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