Weasel @wildweasel@computerfairi.es

Tutorial on how to recreate multiplayer maps from GoldenEye 007 and Perfect Dark in TimeSplitters 2 on GameCube.
from NGC Magazine 76 - January 2003 (UK)

This issue can be downloaded in full here:
http://www.outofprintarchive.com/catalogue/NGCmagazine.html

#retrogaming
#Nintendo
#GameCube

I'd rather do something and make a mistake than be frightened into doing nothing. That's the problem back home. Folks have been conned into thinking they can't change the world. Have to accept what is. I'll tell you something, my friends, the world is changing every day. The only question is, who's doing it?

— Reverend Will Dexter, from "And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place", Babylon 5, S03E20

Have you played Command Performance? A late 80s mystical RPG in the land of Xa- ok, it's a system manager. No reason for that cover art to go so hard, but no one tell them otherwise.

The only font you will ever need!

Unscii - a bitmapped Unicode font for blocky graphics http://viznut.fi/unscii/ #retrocomputing #font

Tigger + Panthro
VS
Scratchy + Mad Cat

if necessity is the mother of invention, then laziness is the father.

we do not speak of invention's extended family after what cousin whiskey did at the reunion

Game 91: StixWorld (1998), by Greg Alt & Sean Igo.

Disaster struck Susie's notepad so you, a stick figure, have to escape the world she drew to save it from being recycled. Easier said than done because it's been invaded by monsters and tanks that Susie's stupid brother drew.

The world you navigate is free form, not fixed to a 2D grid, with plenty of blind jumps if it weren't for the zoom out option. Very neat.

The controls are a bit stiff but, hey, you're a stick figure.

#retrogaming #msdos

Screenshots don't do this game justice. It's so lively!

#retrogaming #msdos #platformer #drawing

when me and my kid show up to magic card night at the comic book store and pull out decks full of bootleg cards where we replaced the pictures of Talbane, Sorcerer Of Night and Brembus Angel with photoshopped pics of dogs dressed up to work in an office

Source code for the 1988 game The Colony has been posted to Github

https://github.com/Croquetx/thecolony

#retrogaming

big if true

Cool tip for queer people this month: “if someone doesn’t think you’re a person, you don’t have to be nice to them”

Another month passes by and I got more cash from the folks who support my Patreon.

It always amazes me that there's people that care about my stuff enough to throw a buck or two my way, honestly.

If you wanna be one of those, check my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/youfoundasecretarea

“What’s that, kid? You want to know the difference between a doll and an action figure? Oh, you’ll get lots of stories from lots of sources on that one. People who’ll say brushable hair or changeable clothing makes something a doll, and ignore all those full-size GI Joes with both. People who’ll say possibility makes an action figure—and here comes Made to Move Barbie, and fuck, is Barbie an action figure now?

Continue reading: https://leemoyer.wordpress.com/2023/06/05/frederique-barbarossa-small-god-of-action-figures/