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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin

The dragon smirked at the two knights. "So, who rescues who?"
"I'm sure, if I needed rescuing, my husband would be up to the task," said the first knight.
"And if I needed rescuing," the other said, "I'd trust my husband to do it."
"But who," both knights said, "will rescue you?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Leia :thaenkin:

This product has been certified Farage-compatible

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jo

slowly getting caught up on comms! here's the latest, a dnd character portrait~

#creativetoots #mastoart #art #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #commission

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When I read 'toot', this is what my mind maps it to...

StopMotion penguins 🧠

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@AzureHusky head patting robot arm should do the trick :blobbun_mlem:

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Tiny Gardens

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This is what happens, I thought to myself. This is why I hate this place. Just when I am about to reach that darn connector the wrench slips from my sweaty fingers. Blame the heat duct, blame the missing convection, blame that you decided that this was "just a quick fix".
In the end, space always finds its way...

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Mal Zedong

Consider this

The oldest surviving piece of literature in existence; The Epic of Gilgamesh

is SUPER gay

please share this with as many Gamers™ as you can before they talk about gay being forced into media

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Reeve who walks among the rows

a pun has not fully matured until it is full groan :blob_raccoon_coffee:

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@maple sometimes I miss the old windows welcome music xD hmm, as a sysadmin I can bring it back... Ooooo

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@maple @revenant I will go and watch Ds9 now :bun:

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Moritz Heiber

twitter, nazis, Mastodon discourse 

xkcd’s take on free speech can’t be posted often enough, especially with regards to the hordes of man children, nazis and bigots on borblesite demanding for their instances to be “recognized” or listed officially..

Guess what? It’s not going to happen, because the community is showing you the virtual door.. 👋🖕

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@lj_writes@fandom.ink @pink_ink@fandom.ink awww, thank you :blobsnuggle:

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@troubleMoney this whole hog café idea is so ingenious; how did you come up with it?

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@kelerak half of the secret for a good coffee experience is your mindset. Was that different today?

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@pink_ink@fandom.ink :psyduck: 💕 hiii my luv and best spouse in the house :blobbunheart:

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buny gf

Sure painting my nails the hex color is on brand, but consider

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Ellie

releasing a video game in 2019 with a straight white man as the only playable character:

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Hi :bun:, welcome to my
I am a engineering scientist working on ultrasound stuff. Mostly, I use matlab or my solder station to fix and create stuff.
I love fantasy, esp. LotR, Harry Potter, Akata Witch and the Broken Earth Triology. The Dragon Age games will always have a place in my heart. Playing The Witcher 3, rn.
Of course sci-fi: The new Star Wars (for my OT3), Star Trek (TOS, VOY, DSC, new movies), The Expanse, and Koyanagi's novel Ascension.
I like to listen, but talk lots

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