The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
@lorenschmidt@mastodon.social
Are you saying that using the standard first three lines and then something about "so we should mash faces" isn't totally romantic?
The Anarkat
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I just realized that millennials who say they don’t feel like real adults (including me) probably feel that way because, thanks to growing income inequality/stagnating wages/rising costs of living, most of us don’t have the things in our life that our parents’ generation had that we consider to be markers of responsible adulthood. Stuff like having savings, going to the doctor whenever you’re sick and not worrying about the cost, buying homes, etc. And it makes me sad for all of us
I thought I saw a color.
It turned out to just be a pigment of my imagination.
The Anarkat
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@Anarkat If people don't like jokes about overthrowing capitalism I guess they aren't...
*sunglasses*
rich in humor.
Some people don't like jokes about overthrowing the capitalist class.
I suppose they just don't appreciate gallows humor.
Caffeine
Today I find out if my willpower is stronger than the headache that caffeine dependency withdrawals induce.
I'm pretty sure that I'm over the world of them, and if I can get through my 20 hour day without caffeine, I have a good chance of riding myself of dependency, at least for now.
@starwall sounds like you would do well with a partner whose body temp is in the upper range of normal
In other words, you'd probably like someone who's hot.
@sockspls I don't trust brands.
@sajith I wasn't prepared to answer such questions. I was just brain dump posting.
On another note, long form federated social media would be cool. I'd probably use it for a few days and then forget about it again
dreams, gross
@knives that's just how you know it was a good party.
dreams, gross
@knives you're going to have a banging house party soon.
@bat sometimes mine blinks at me rapidly.
Mush
@PolyCement a hug
lewd
@danishcookies I find it difficult to believe they're completely oblivious.
The Anarkat
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reading through the newspaper like I think the shit in there is real
@MrJimmy Truly a masterpiece of our time.
@offtheball Couldn't be much worse than the time I accidentally went to San Francisco.
@offtheball I've had road trips like that.
The Anarkat
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proprietary software is a cop
#acab
food
@NovaSquirrel it's cooked in a heart shaped pan.
I'm an expert in all things fast food pizza.
Inquire upon my pizza wisdom!
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
