The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es

@chemmefatale anarchist solution: just move the stuff out of bike lanes yourself.

@evie maow! 😸

The last time is was this cold for so many days in a row, I crashed my car.

Which means it's obviously time to do nothing but stay inside and glance suspiciously out the window.

I'm onto you, weather.

You can't get me this time!

@maple my apologies, I misunderstood the problem.

Also, yeah, I have a bad habit of americano-centrism.

@mari@jorts.horse it's weird that custom ringtones are still Peru easy to use but people just... Don't anymore. For example, my ringtone is a clip from Diabolus Ex Machina by Perturbator (2:20 for about 15 seconds).

@feferi rad as fuck. Also very spiky.

I've been considering spiking my own vest like that, but I'm worried about damaging the seats in my car.

@maple ah, I see. Most modern sub-$300 laptops would probably perform better than that one. Why not upgrade?

@troubleMoney this is one of the few instances in which I won't mind a cash grab attempting to cash in on notoriety, because Tommy Wiseau is a literal alien.

@starwall

"The crates are full of weapons, and the single guard is asleep"

Also, thatcher like a fun campaign.

@maple can you bug IT for a laptop that wasn't manufactured three presidential terms ago?

@starwall "several of the crates don't sit like they're full, and appear to have hinges"

Alternatively, if there's actually nothing in the warehouse, just say so.

If I roll a nat 20 to discern the true nature of an empty can of Pringles, that's still an empty can of Pringles

@Kye@snouts.online little foxes with leathery wings!

@laser too late

@eleix one night a couple weeks ago I was driving a night shift. At just 10pm, I saw someone driving the wrong way down a one way street. It was then that I knew it was going to be a weird night.

I was right. That night was really weird.

@kennen probably the French or something.

@staticsafe@mastodon.zombocloud.com

When you said "wells fargo is down" I thought you meant, like, in stocks.

In flames is even better.

@torproject on that note, any tips on hardware disabling gps?

@vantablack like through a window?

"Crikey, look at that specimen! Careful, their sting can be painful if ye don't have good hygiene!"

@deersyrup

Shh no. You are cute & loved.

@Cathymarinara@mastodon.social I've found my humansona.