The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es

@DangerDyke I'm actually mildly enjoying myself, questioning the teacher and education materials.

The teacher is a first year teacher, and the book was poorly edited, so I get to express lots of valid criticisms.

@LuigiEsq@mastodon.social I never used Twitter in the first place.

For me it's more like between "keep using Mastodon" or "forget that short form social media exists, again"

@WeedSenpai skeet skrrt

@BigDog one of my last jobs the notice I gave of quitting was me taking my speakers home right before a 3-day gap in shifts, and me just planning on not returning to the store on my next shift.

Two days before the shift I planned on ghosting, the manager called me up and asked if I was planning on coming in.

It's the early morning before the rest of the fediverse wakes up, and my federated timeline is filled with bots screaming into the void.

This log cabin on wheels is a fucking life goal.

Shine on you crazy Russians.

@Lumb What should I do if she just giggles while covering her mouth?

In the end times, a toot reply chain will consume the whole fediverse, and nothing will remain except people complaining about their mentions being filled with randos they don't know.

@MrJimmy

Yes, it the Big Watch lobby has their way.

@MrJimmy put on a hat and try and walk I through a different part of the golf course.

@Quixote171 Alright, so explain to be the rules of #BaseyBall

@evie cat claws in the streets

Cat paws in the sheets

@Quixote171 @Pixley @pig

"White Sox or Red Sox?"

"I just like #BaseyBall :D"

@Quixote171 @Pixley @pig

Your phone has no respect for THE GREAT AMERICAN PASTIME

@Lumb my friend is bisexual, which means they have an insatiable lust for consumerism.

@Lumb I'm pansexual, which means that whenever I go shopping, I spend far too much time in the cookware aisle.

@kalamatamari 😸

@MrJimmy tbf I'd probably hate being a steward.

Spending weeks and months at a time with my physical person being tightly controlled by an airline corporation, not particularly free to choose where I can go.

Yeah, I know people who work with airlines get steeply discounted flights, but I don't think my freedom is worth that.

And yeah, I could see myself taking pictures of places I travel to.