That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

some mornings i consider swapping my glass of juice and the milk i put in my cereal just to see what it's like

every different type of article of clothing is just a glove from an alternate reality

oof ouch owie, relevant-to-the-current-topic hurting juice

@trashyfins@chomp.life you're good at this

@trashyfins@chomp.life sure, that might help too

crap, dangit, assbutt

@trashyfins@chomp.life yeah, worth a shot, i'll ask the next time i see him

@trashyfins@chomp.life i have yet to unlock the full mystery and secrets of the vast gay within, but i'm working on it

all birds originate from the ancient artefact of the skies known only to the world as The Bird Orb, or colloquially, The Borb

emojieans

slowly going through and listening to my ancient bookmarks folder of music on youtube for the sole purpose of updating the favicons

pizzsune miku

@noelle Solid Snake finally confirmed for being a Pokemon

@Nine the lego group has some internal guidelines when designing new sets to ensure the set is easy to build/take apart and so there isn't any stress being put on the bricks that could damage them

why is spotify giving me its premium service banner ads in Dutch?

"you sequence broke my joke"
– @maple

@maple: "no i don't want the real burger, i want the fake one"

me: "oh, a shamburger"

maple: "fuck off"

Yeah Yeah 🅱️eebiss I

yeah status: bird

bird status: yeah