That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

@squirrel
no actually, my kitchen is just on fire

@squirrel
awoora 🅱️orealis?

@squirrel
*returns into the dining room*
*yawns and stretches*
well, that was wonderful
a good time was had by all, i'm pooped

@squirrel
*leaves to the kitchen*

@squirrel
ye-
uh-
you know, the-
one thing i should-
excuse me for one second

@squirrel
yes!

@squirrel
ohhohoho, no!
patented Laser burgers! old family recipe

@squirrel oh, not in computer fairies, no
it's a mastodon.social expression

@squirrel uhh...upstate Mastodon?

@squirrel
yes, it's a regional dialect!

@squirrel
oh, no! i said steamed hams!
that's what i call hamburgers!

@squirrel
*a short while later...*
*enters the dining room holding a tray of food*
superintendent, i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

@squirrel
phew! *wipes brow*
*climbs out the windows and runs over to the Furry Burger*

@squirrel
uhh...no! that isn't smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having!
*rubs belly* mmm...steamed clams!

@squirrel
superintendent! i was just, uh...just stretching my calves on the windowsill
isometric exercise! care to join me?

@squirrel
*walks into the kitchen to check the oven*
*gasp!* oh egads! my roast is ruined!
*looks out the window at the nearby Furry Burger*
but what if...i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
ohhohohoho...delightfully devilish, Laser!

ah, superintendent @squirrel! welcome! i hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

oh i guess i did the fediverse id thing too https://computerfairi.es/media/EqQSpS_bJS-7YfVv1NI

alternate universe where the song used for the Friends theme goes "i'll bees there for you" and the show is about the characters running away from an eternal swarm of apocalypse bees