That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

@codl lifeheck: make a website that is your dog

@squirrel *smooch on the timeline*

i love my dorky girlfriend

@squirrel
no actually, my kitchen is just on fire

@squirrel
awoora 🅱️orealis?

@squirrel
*returns into the dining room*
*yawns and stretches*
well, that was wonderful
a good time was had by all, i'm pooped

@squirrel
*leaves to the kitchen*

@squirrel
ye-
uh-
you know, the-
one thing i should-
excuse me for one second

@squirrel
yes!

@squirrel
ohhohoho, no!
patented Laser burgers! old family recipe

@squirrel oh, not in computer fairies, no
it's a mastodon.social expression

@squirrel uhh...upstate Mastodon?

@squirrel
yes, it's a regional dialect!

@squirrel
oh, no! i said steamed hams!
that's what i call hamburgers!

@squirrel
*a short while later...*
*enters the dining room holding a tray of food*
superintendent, i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

@squirrel
phew! *wipes brow*
*climbs out the windows and runs over to the Furry Burger*

@squirrel
uhh...no! that isn't smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having!
*rubs belly* mmm...steamed clams!

@squirrel
superintendent! i was just, uh...just stretching my calves on the windowsill
isometric exercise! care to join me?

@squirrel
*walks into the kitchen to check the oven*
*gasp!* oh egads! my roast is ruined!
*looks out the window at the nearby Furry Burger*
but what if...i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
ohhohohoho...delightfully devilish, Laser!