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what idiot called it earth day and not ground hug day

@squirrel
*returns into the dining room*
*yawns and stretches*
well, that was wonderful
a good time was had by all, i'm pooped

@squirrel
*a short while later...*
*enters the dining room holding a tray of food*
superintendent, i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

@squirrel
phew! *wipes brow*
*climbs out the windows and runs over to the Furry Burger*

@squirrel
uhh...no! that isn't smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having!
*rubs belly* mmm...steamed clams!

@squirrel
superintendent! i was just, uh...just stretching my calves on the windowsill
isometric exercise! care to join me?

@squirrel
*walks into the kitchen to check the oven*
*gasp!* oh egads! my roast is ruined!
*looks out the window at the nearby Furry Burger*
but what if...i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
ohhohohoho...delightfully devilish, Laser!

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