@codl lifeheck: make a website that is your dog
pda
@squirrel *smooch on the timeline*
@squirrel
no actually, my kitchen is just on fire
@squirrel
awoora π
±οΈorealis?
@squirrel
*returns into the dining room*
*yawns and stretches*
well, that was wonderful
a good time was had by all, i'm pooped
@squirrel
*leaves to the kitchen*
@squirrel
ye-
uh-
you know, the-
one thing i should-
excuse me for one second
@squirrel
yes!
@squirrel
ohhohoho, no!
patented Laser burgers! old family recipe
@squirrel oh, not in computer fairies, no
it's a mastodon.social expression
@squirrel uhh...upstate Mastodon?
@squirrel
yes, it's a regional dialect!
@squirrel
oh, no! i said steamed hams!
that's what i call hamburgers!
@squirrel
*a short while later...*
*enters the dining room holding a tray of food*
superintendent, i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
@squirrel
phew! *wipes brow*
*climbs out the windows and runs over to the Furry Burger*
@squirrel
uhh...no! that isn't smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having!
*rubs belly* mmm...steamed clams!
@squirrel
superintendent! i was just, uh...just stretching my calves on the windowsill
isometric exercise! care to join me?
@squirrel
*walks into the kitchen to check the oven*
*gasp!* oh egads! my roast is ruined!
*looks out the window at the nearby Furry Burger*
but what if...i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
ohhohohoho...delightfully devilish, Laser!
π¦ yeah! birds! π¦π¦ yeah! moths! π¦
use they/them or she/her, please
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