That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

@squirrel a pair of socks

@InspectorCaracal Cal, what have you created? https://computerfairi.es/media/sVWiaXuEX3IBlv3kaLA

@Morgan@cybre.space i know if you go to someone's profile you can hide everything from the instance that person is on in that menu thingy

@codl html means Hounds That Move Lively

@codl lifeheck: make a website that is your dog

@squirrel *smooch on the timeline*

i love my dorky girlfriend

@squirrel
no actually, my kitchen is just on fire

@squirrel
awoora 🅱️orealis?

@squirrel
*returns into the dining room*
*yawns and stretches*
well, that was wonderful
a good time was had by all, i'm pooped

@squirrel
*leaves to the kitchen*

@squirrel
ye-
uh-
you know, the-
one thing i should-
excuse me for one second

@squirrel
yes!

@squirrel
ohhohoho, no!
patented Laser burgers! old family recipe

@squirrel oh, not in computer fairies, no
it's a mastodon.social expression

@squirrel uhh...upstate Mastodon?

@squirrel
yes, it's a regional dialect!

@squirrel
oh, no! i said steamed hams!
that's what i call hamburgers!

@squirrel
*a short while later...*
*enters the dining room holding a tray of food*
superintendent, i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!