That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

i can't believe the video game industry keeps getting away with all these rereleases! every year there's a new damn edition of E3, but when are they going to get to work on E4???

'wow'
– me, several times a day

a bowling ball with an instant camera in it that takes pictures of the pins when it hits them for some reason

bowlaroid

it's that time of year, so when's peggle 3?

handshakes are just small localised hugs

it is the nineties and there is time for Klax
there is only time for Klax
in the Klax mines

bird scientist confirms it is impossible to heat the lower half of a room

'You may not send a nudge that often.'

why do we make computers run programs? why not give them a bit of a break and let them walk them instead?

i didn't know you could weaponise cuteness

im straightn't

i just ate a hecking big pile of pasta and now i'm ready to take on the world