That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

a house for a cat is called a meowse

also, a painkiller for the butt: asspirin

a painkiller for below the ankles only: parafeetamol

those pants that can zip off into shorts but for every piece of clothing

"mastodon mor elike [sic] gay"
– @natalie@masto.ninja, unprompted

a Half-Life: Opposing Force and The Legend of Zelda crossover where there's the Great HECU Tree

30 septendecillion paperclips

never forget that one soldier in Metal Gear Solid 2 that exclaimed "A Dud!?"

🅱️

"Sure yes, why not?"
– @maple on what if Sonic was Dr. Robotinik's mother

"I'm going to put a Mario on my teeth"
– @maple, 2018

aw dangit, i installed Stardew Valley again