That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

The Super Mario Bros. Soup Show!

@maple comes installed with a MiniDisc player by default

i'm a bird melting in real time

Colin's Bear Animation is an artefact of great healing power

songs that my brain decided to try and distract me with today while driving:
that Happy Happy Joy Joy song from Ren & Stimpy
Paul McCartney - Temporary Secretary
Noodles Can't Be Beat from PaRappa the Rapper 2
Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1
the Buck Bumble theme
Ludwig van Beethoven - Symphony No. 5
Billy Idol - Hot In The City

g'morning mastodon

time to get in a Thing and move it for a while until it gets to another Thing so i can wait around until a Thing inside the first Thing gets looked at enough then i can move the first Thing back to the Thing that i live in

g'night mastodon

canonically, the g in g'night is short for gay

fortnini

shout-outs to all the automated accounts i follow for making it less likely someone will see me accidentally favourite the wrong toot because the home timeline moved while i was clicking on a different one

what if Mario said awoo instead of yahoo?

oh crap it's spookymonth

is it ever explained how dr wily's hair does that?

soot (send toot)

[rapidly accelerating rendition of Funiculì, Funiculà plays in the distance]

i have consumed the energy drink

jawts

what's the secret to getting the perfect cereal to milk ratio?

tape-leg