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welcome to the jungle
we've got fun and games
one of them is monopoly
it's not very fun

- @LaserScheme

Let's get admins saying "my instance says trans rights" trending elekk.xyz/@noelle/103422800854

went for a walk and saw that a nearby electrical box had some cool art painted onto it

those coincidental times when you think of a word and then you immediately hear that word being said out loud by someone else unconnected to you are super weird

they've got 

trailer hitch demagnetisers, automatic circumcisers,
tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers,
soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,
calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

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they've got 

pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,
metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation,
air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors,
tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,

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they've got 

picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters,
paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters,
kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,
hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,

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they've got 

allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters,
trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters,
walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires,
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers,

ok well i think i calculated it'd take long enough to fall out of this thing for plenty of events to happen in a story i want to try writing

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how does one calculate acceptable lengths for space elevators on other planets?

@LaserScheme i can just see Mulder saying that with a barely surpressed smirk like, several times a week and Scully just taking a deep sigh and rolling her eyes every time.

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