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a denim garment worn on the face that doesn't cover the entire chin 

jawts

food 

what's the secret to getting the perfect cereal to milk ratio?

anyone out there have any advice about purchasing headsets and computer mice?

medicine mention, silly 

also, a painkiller for the butt: asspirin

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medicine mention, silly 

a painkiller for below the ankles only: parafeetamol

those pants that can zip off into shorts but for every piece of clothing

"mastodon mor elike [sic] gay"
– @natalie@masto.ninja, unprompted

a Half-Life: Opposing Force and The Legend of Zelda crossover where there's the Great HECU Tree

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