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IT IS THE TWENTY NINETEEN
AND THERE IS TIME FOR...

KLAX

you ever get the urge to go see a big old thing constructed of stone?

"Aw, there's a big eyeball walking around here..."
– Solid Snake

what up gaymers? comin' atcha with a hot new cuh-ray-zee tip

when someone online brings on a powerfeel and an irresistible urge to smash right on those sweet 'puter keys, forget most of that normal, boring keyboard biz!

we all know saving on precious frames is important, so to get that pro g-g-g-gaymer keysmash speedrun exp, go slam down a handworth of digits on that numpad for even faster keysmashability and feels

let πŸ‘ buzzy πŸ‘ beetles πŸ‘ stand πŸ‘ upright πŸ‘

retrospring answers 

Q: birb?
A: yes indeed, birb!

Q: i have a question for bird! have you ever uhhhhhhhhhhhh you're cute
A: thanks! you're pretty cute too, for an anonymously sent line of text!

Q: how did you decide, or figure out, that you are birb?
A: (this one's too long for a toot, go here: retrospring.net/LaserScheme/a/)

Q: what's the thing you like most about secretarybirds?
A: leggy

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