That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

"Damn, those Chao bastards are gonna pay for emeralding up my Froggy"
– Big Duke 'The Cat' Nukem

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IT IS THE TWENTY NINETEEN
AND THERE IS TIME FOR...

KLAX

you ever get the urge to go see a big old thing constructed of stone?

Biscuitdoughhandsman

"Pachinko."
– Nicolas Cage

ah, 'woo'

"Aw, there's a big eyeball walking around here..."
– Solid Snake

(that's me)

a floppy bird

what up gaymers? comin' atcha with a hot new cuh-ray-zee tip

when someone online brings on a powerfeel and an irresistible urge to smash right on those sweet 'puter keys, forget most of that normal, boring keyboard biz!

we all know saving on precious frames is important, so to get that pro g-g-g-gaymer keysmash speedrun exp, go slam down a handworth of digits on that numpad for even faster keysmashability and feels

let 👏 buzzy 👏 beetles 👏 stand 👏 upright 👏

why does the smell of burnt toast last for an aeon?