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they've got 

trailer hitch demagnetisers, automatic circumcisers,
tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers,
soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,
calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

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they've got 

pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,
metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation,
air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors,
tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,

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they've got 

picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters,
paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters,
kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,
hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,

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they've got 

allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters,
trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters,
walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires,
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers,

ok well i think i calculated it'd take long enough to fall out of this thing for plenty of events to happen in a story i want to try writing

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how does one calculate acceptable lengths for space elevators on other planets?

@LaserScheme i can just see Mulder saying that with a barely surpressed smirk like, several times a week and Scully just taking a deep sigh and rolling her eyes every time.

kinda sounded like an overhead jet plane but it started and cut off too quickly and also it's almost the middle of the night

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one day i hope to visit the remains of Petra or some other place like it

sadly no pics because i only saw it briefly driving past in the rearview mirror and i was too busy exclaiming "what the fuck?!" to myself

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today i saw a big pickup truck with a pink and white camo pattern covering its entirety

big shout outs to my mind for incidentally doing some wordplay on that there

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