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@minty_da Wait, you're the one who did that one? o.o You are a very good an' kinky bee!

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i'm dee ann! i'm making games whenever i can scrape up the time for it, and i like math, languages (even if they're not constructed), and furry bullshit, and i'm gonna keep getting cuter until the world government deems me a threat to the current order #introductions

@minty_da Wait, you're a beegirl/enbee? I like beegirls (and presumably enbees) Super cute an' pretty.

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in just the last couple of years i've gone from standard model gayboi to solid transbian to gender-phasing omniqueer

i'm starting to worry that my gay powers are growing too fast, please stop me if i tetsuo

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oh no, I think I know what type of game I'm going to make in Haskell: github.com/LambdaHack/LambdaHa

tf based roguelike

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do you ever think god is like "ahaha everyone look there's a cosmos on this plane, what the hell, how did that get in there, oh my Myself there's sentient life ahaha the poor souls, was i drunk on that hyperambrosia, i don't remember making this, well good luck to them i guess"

@chimerror ? (I initially read that as "Ib" with an "i" rather than an "l", which... probably would've been even more confusing.

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I need a spookier place to store all of these dang enamel pins.

@Tamber This was significantly shorter than the length advertised on the box, which was 5 meters and should have been longer than I am tall.

The cord was too short to actually reach from my mousepad to my computer.

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Love watching discourse about Nazi instances because it gives me a fresh new list of people to block

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I was nearly in a head-on collision with a highly trained professional driver.

Police decided that going against traffic around a double-blind curve ( _/¯¯ ) would be a good idea.

But hey, they got places to be, it's not like the laws of momentum, or any other law, apply to police when they're in a hurry, yeah?

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Dance floor is empty? Dance with yourself. Get up and move. Close your eyes, feel the music.

I can't wait 'til my new mouse gets here, and I hope it's more usable than the bootleg B100 I got last time I ordered a mouse. x.x;

selfies, one w/ ec 

@Zelli You have nice hair!

@maple At least we know the gameplay model now, and it sounds cool?

food, history 

@Alyx I've heard it claimed that mayonnaise was invented during a siege since it requires virtually nothing except food oil and eggs. (that don't even have to be particularly fresh) I'm pretty sure that's even more apocryphal than this one, though.

@maple I wanna be your friend and know you and have you know me! But... I dunno how to actually do that. Yay autism?

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