@pisscotheque
Me when I log onto this instance: "oh boy I can't wait to see what my friends are doing and what new fun posts I can read and giggle at."
Me when I log onto twitter: "okay well, I guess things can't be as bad as yesterday, so maybe I'll see some fun conten-OH FOR FUCKS SAKE"
What ER Staff Should Know About #ChronicPain | The Mighty https://themighty.com/2019/05/what-er-staff-should-know-about-chronic-pain
@pup_hime ....i mean I still have to go to sleep but I aslo needed to sleep two hours agoooo
@tom tom i have to go to sleep why would you post this
@Troasta either that or the / signifies "or", as in "okay this is either the pepsi or nintendo training camp, we uh... we can't be sure which. we know it's ONE of those two though!"
@Troasta Pependo
when ur a dog chef u use
@compufox please
you'd use BARKing soda
...oh...
...oh NO
OH NO THEY ALL THINK I'M TWO INCHES TO THE RIGHT AND EVEN IF THEY STAND AT POINT BLANK, THEY STILL AIM AWAY FROM MY HEAD AND MISS OH MY GOD i'm stuck here forever, fuck. *alt-f4s out of desperation*
Redguy: *gets up REAAAL close with the railgun to kill me as I sit here utterly unable to move or do anything but watch everything play out in slooowww motion... EVENTUALLY takes the shot...*
Railgun spike: *sloooowly whizzes right by my ear, missing by maybe milimetres*
me: oh my god COME ON JESUS HOW DID YOU MISS THIS
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.